Sunday, January 13, 2008

访问Hieng的NS经历,和遇到的Ojibala事件

今早,我和Watson 8点半就到了慈音寺。我们两个就傻傻得在那里等。他妈鸡败的慢到他奶奶都不爽!!!



终于,9点多时,看见那架Lan Si Bus来到了。突然,我们傻眼了,Oh My Fucking GOD!!! Hambalang Dalap头,不知哪个是Hieng!!! 突然,他走到我们车旁边,才认得出是他。然后他就被那堆Fucking番虫Commander,给赶去大堂。仁班的有FO 好不容易来到这只想解相思之愁,这堆番虫,却死命赶走人家,棒打鸳鸯,看到都想把它揍一顿再砍他KuKu下来当香来烧。



突然,我看到一个异常恶心恐怖够力的画面,一个包头婆拿住中国扇子,put来put去,骚报到他妈的鸟蛋冬瓜他奶奶的鸡败的豆腐"喂"到他祖宗十八代都不认识她的死人鬼猴子羊吧!

突然,看见那架lansi bus 架走了,Walau A,就酱,那四个番虫走了。

后来,等Hieng的父母等到很久,干脆打包东西吃。

然后看到Elroy,便拉他来讲下话,顺便了解里面的情形。Walau A!!!那边的早餐,吃面包而已......有时吃Ketupat配Satay酱,感觉有点Heavy......

中雨,Hieng出来了。他说里面的鱼是最"喂"的食物,炸倒脱水,硬到像石头酱。奇怪的事,明明是炸鱼,却还有腥味,让我十分钦佩那堆番虫怎样煮吃的。青菜,好像大部分是Kangkung而已,很少吃到别一种青菜。也没办法啦~~~马来猪们,天天咖哩,青菜只会Kangkung炒Belacan。

后来看到阿炳,豆腐,Elaine和Rachel,也和他们哈拉一下。总觉得阿炳好像很Enjoy酱。

最后,他们要赶住走了,因为那堆马来猪喝茶喝饱了。

NS, A nice place to have fun with others, having agriculture performance blah blah blah...... But it lost its ture meaning, of being a real soldier who can protect his/her own country, can hold their guns anytime and fight for their country.

8 ppl spaming comment:

Raymond said...

=.=, i think many ppl misunderstand d true meaning of NS lar, actually NS is a plce 4 all different races to gather n live 2gether, so tat d different races in out country can cooperate n respect others culture n lifestyle.etc lar... d captain there tell us de lar, nt me chot de. btw, d captain oso say there can make us more confident n inititave lar, so they owez call us come out or go to d stage say sth or sing in front of every1

Kanasai said...

种族自间和睦共处,的确是马来西亚的一大课题,透过NS来达到目的。

不过,你说的自信与主动,其实是训练期间会无形中锻炼出来的。他的主要目的,还是让人民有健康的身体,有助于国家的经济的成长。
还有能有爱国意识,随时能握枪上战场,保卫国家,这是我从,不只台湾,韩国,其他国家也是这样。而且,他们还有所谓的实战演习。马来西亚有吗?只是握那一个月的抢就能上战场吗?

当然你会反驳:cheh,我又不是真的军人。但,不怕一万,只怕万一。万一有一天马来西亚要打仗,你能确保你还会握着枪上战场吗?

见仁见智吧......

Unknown said...

Sai,你不能怪lemon酱讲。
人家可是在那里遇到他的“女神”哦~~~
那里是他的桃花院~~~

原来等酱久才看到,早知我叫我爸载我去。
(SAI!!! 做莫你在SMS没有讲好好来!!!)

orz~~~ 马来婆哦~~~
(偷偷告诉大家: Sai最近很怕包头的马来婆...)

马来人的料理来来去去那几种,你想他们会serve你什么。
没有给番薯已经很好了。

你不知阿炳是异型的麽?

Raymond said...

lol, kanasai, i think u'll love tat place oso bcause everyday eat 6 times, many fanchong at there eat 300% more than abing, 10x more than me...lol

Kanasai said...

那又对的!

我倒是想看看那位女神是何方神圣!

女神,Lemonzaiii来看你了!!!

Lemonzaiii,别忘了带"供品"来拜你的女神哦~~~

Watson said...

Announcement!!!

Hieng will be "free" within this week!!!

Yeah!!! Mission Completed!

Kanasai said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cant w8 to go out WAT wf him

JyaViC3 said...

Actually M'sia d ns not like other country d lo... The main purpose is juz as Lemonzai said d like tat, simple n peace...

Honestly la, the food at ns is the best 1 among the event organise by gov... For other event, although the food is served 6 times a day, but all of them is spicy, not fresh, not much n ... Juz totally bad la... If u eat pun will get food poisoning d oh!!! U'll omos vomit n cirit-birit for 7 days in a week d o... Tat's y I said ns d food is the best although got the fish like dao dao said d like tat la... Haha... So it's oso the best way to strengthen the immunity of our body d... Lol...