Sunday, October 26, 2008

Where the hell is Malaysia???????!!

FOR ALL GUI LAO GUI PO OUT THERE, MALAYSIA IS NOT AROUND JAPAN OR TAIWAN, AND ITS NOT AROUND INDIA NEITHER!!!!!! ITS NOT AT AUSTRALIA NEITHER NEW ZEALAND!! ITS AT THE SOUTH EAST ASIA, BESIDE PHILIPINES, ABOVE INDONESIA!!!!

GOOOSHHHHHH!!! WHERE'S YOUR GEOGRAPHY??!!

Actually, kinda sad that they recognize Singapore but not Malaysia~~

Saturday, October 11, 2008

号外! 号外! Elephant found in Russia!

An elephant was recently found in Russia, a name tag was also found on his buttocks, written "Aha Tan" on it. WWF considered to send this faux hawk back to his original place, Kota Kinabalu. Surprisingly, unexpectedly, accidentally, smelly, lily, this elephant spoke up! He said," please! don't! here, i give you my phone number, call me whenever you need meat for dinner. Please don't send me back!" he begged profusely. The WWF officer agreed and the elephant then became the exclusive elephant meat supplier for that WWF officer's family since. They lived happily ever after.

What a touching story! lol. This is a true story, never doubt it or you'll be hanged spontaneously immediately vegetably. I mean it! forward this to at least 10,000 of your friends or you know the consequence. So take it like a man! BE A MAN! lol.

Stupid chain letter..lol..here's the main part haha..Aha Tan (yes, the one in Russia lol) sent me a parcel with his hoarded-ten-years toenails in it, with some figures and numbers on them, and it took me 5 seconds to solve the puzzle and here is what's written on those stinky pieces:
Hi, I'm Aha Tan Mei Siah. You guys better still remember me or i will stomp you out of your ass. Here's my phone number +79264846499. Call me. I'm expecting everyone's call, the ones who don't call, better be careful. Love, Aha.

Yes! it's all about aha's phone number at Russia! lol..elaine asked me to post it here cos aha asked her to do so loll..so call her..for fun hahahaha..

Friday, October 10, 2008

WALKSOUND NEW ALBUM!!!!!!


This is only the prototype. PLease be patience while we are almost done with it~~ Stay tune lo...

Monday, October 6, 2008

最爽的马来西亚笑话

1、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。

Sami Vellu 說:'如果我丟一千塊下去,撿到那一個人一定很高興。'

Najib 說:'如果我丟兩張五百元下去,那就有兩個人很高興了。'

Pak Lah 說:'如果我丟十張一百元下去,就有十個人很高興了。'

這個時候 ........

駕駛員喃喃自語地說:'何不把自己都丟下去,讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢?'

2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....

發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....

Sami Vellu : '銷售情形怎麼樣?'

郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
Sami Vellu : '怎麼會呢?' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上 ....

Sami Vellu :' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?'

郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'

3、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪 …

搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!'

Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!'

搶匪:'喔,那……把我的錢還來。 '



4、某天,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院....

稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?'

醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...'

記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?'

醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ...也沒救了...'

記者就問:'那 ...到底誰有救?'

醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了!'

5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,

Sami Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲!

只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。

Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?'

院長:'因為他今天精神非常正常。'



6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。

正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了。

于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。

過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪里去了,老農民說己經埋了。

警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了嗎? '

老農回答說:'嗯…,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'

警察說:'那你怎麼也把他埋了?'

老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。

Sunday, October 5, 2008

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