Australia is a great place to live in, nice weather, mostly friendly people, high currency, good liquor, except for one thing, the way they speak.Aussie - Australian (we are probably called Massie?Malayssie?)
Brekkie - Breakfast (what about lunchy? dinny?)
Curries - Indians (Malaysians? ABCs?Kuey Teows?)
Down Under - Australia & new Zealand (we are In the Middle)
Exy - Expensive (the opposite would be cheapy then)
Footy - Australian Football (Aussie Footy)
G'day - Hello (B'day for Bad Day?Birthday?)
Hottie - Hot water bottle (i thought it means hot chicks)
Idiot Box - Television (what about flat screens?)
Joey - Baby kangaroo (i cant find a 'J' on the right side)
Kindie - Kindergarten (it's getting boring)
Lippy - Lipstick (really boring)
Mozzie - Mosquito ( )
No Worries - No problem/It's okay (just OK will do)
Oz - Australia (MAz for us)
Prezzy - Present (same thing)
Queen - Homosexual (thanks Freddy)
Roo - Kangaroo (rooes if plural)
Surfies - Surfers (swimmies.. divies..)
Tassie - Tasmania (Viccie, Westy Aussie, Queenssie... etc)
Vejjo - Vegetarian (Veggo for Vegan)
Wag - Skip School (we called it ponteng)
X Club - Strip Club (thanks Club-X)
Yewy - U Turn (Everything has a '
-ie/y')
Zed -Proudly Australian 'correct' pronunciation of Z (I prefer Zee)
Yessy I am pissy. So next time you might just wanna skip these slangs when I am around.